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Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
04/03/2016 at 12:37 • Filed to: None

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I went looking for a truck. I need a truck. I don’t need another car. I need a truck. I don’t need a convertible either. Certainly don’t need another 16 year old car. I need a goddamn truck. I do not need this.

*bids anyway

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
04/03/2016 at 12:40

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
04/03/2016 at 12:45

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Just buy the 911 and get a uhaul when you actually need a truck.


Kinja'd!!! leicester > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
04/03/2016 at 12:52

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Or just add a tow hitch to the 911 and get a trailer....


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
04/03/2016 at 12:55

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I wonder what happened to give it a salvage title.


Kinja'd!!! 'Wägen, EPA LOL > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
04/03/2016 at 13:00

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The description says it had suspension damage which they rectified with be aftermarket wheels somehow... Also it apparently needed the bumper fixed and repainted.


Kinja'd!!! RyanFrew > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
04/03/2016 at 13:01

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The aftermarket upgrades they’ve done are just about perfect. (Healights, tail lights, wheels, head unit)


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
04/03/2016 at 13:02

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You want a powerstroke.

Like this one:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/cto/549739…


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
04/03/2016 at 13:03

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Hell, this is America. You need a truck, just go steal one.


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
04/03/2016 at 13:06

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Had my interest until it got to the words “oil leak” which are two words I can’t ignore. That’s so much truck that it’s also completely unsuited for my needs anyway, but I don’t let such things keep me from seriously re-considering my needs.


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > 'Wägen, EPA LOL
04/03/2016 at 13:08

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Front wheel hit something, which isn’t a shock on a car that over or understeers depending on time of day and the price of tea in China. Probably punched it around a turn expecting the back wheels to get loose and found out that the front ones get loose in that situation. Just a guess, but given that car, I can picture it happening all too easily.


Kinja'd!!! Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Chasaboo
04/03/2016 at 13:09

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Is there a new GTA out? Nobody told me.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
04/03/2016 at 13:22

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haha yea i have one powerstroke right now and am looking for another haha


Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
04/03/2016 at 14:24

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LOL — you could buy a 41 year old station wagon that hasn’t been road-worthy for 20 years.